| 2009 Football Cool Pool Standings After Week 13 | |||||||
| Miller Football Conference | |||||||
| North | |||||||
| Rank | Team | Head Coach | Wins | Losses | Win % | Points | Streak |
| 1 | Miller's Hitmen - Y | Greg Miller | 8 | 5 | 0.615 | 150 | L1 |
| 2 | Sullivan Smashers - W | Kevin Sullivan | 8 | 5 | 0.615 | 142 | W3 |
| 3 | EMB Slugs - W | Bill Leroy | 8 | 5 | 0.615 | 136 | L1 |
| 4 | Big TD's | Grady Sheffield | 7 | 6 | 0.538 | 135 | W5 |
| Central | |||||||
| Rank | Team | Head Coach | Wins | Losses | Win % | Points | Streak |
| 1 | Orange Smoke - Y | Stephen Miller | 10 | 3 | 0.769 | 146 | W2 |
| 2 | Drew Crew - W | Andrew Riney | 6 | 7 | 0.462 | 143 | W1 |
| 3 | Marlton Giants | Lou Demian | 5 | 8 | 0.385 | 139 | L2 |
| 4 | Blazin' Bees | Lisa Nason | 5 | 8 | 0.385 | 123 | L4 |
| 5 | Bama Burners | Jeffrey Nolen | 3 | 10 | 0.231 | 108 | L7 |
| South | |||||||
| Rank | Team | Head Coach | Wins | Losses | Win % | Points | Streak |
| 1 | Ohio Buckeye - Y | Ron Cyphers | 9 | 4 | 0.692 | 143 | W3 |
| 2 | Frankfurt Galaxy | John Krygier | 7 | 6 | 0.538 | 141 | W2 |
| 3 | Grass Stains | Todd Bevering | 7 | 6 | 0.538 | 133 | W1 |
| 4 | Christian Warriors | Chance Lawrence | 5 | 8 | 0.385 | 129 | L2 |
| 5 | Renegade Nurses | Jen Riney | 4 | 9 | 0.308 | 99 | L3 |
| Riney Football Conference | |||||||
| West | |||||||
| Rank | Team | Head Coach | Wins | Losses | Win % | Points | Streak |
| 1 | Steel Armadillos - Y | Cindy Riney | 9 | 4 | 0.692 | 138 | W3 |
| 2 | Chester Racecars | Thomas Brownie | 7 | 6 | 0.538 | 132 | W1 |
| 3 | Blanchard Bullies | Steve Willard | 7 | 6 | 0.538 | 130 | L1 |
| 4 | Fenway's Front Line | Jennifer Carr | 6 | 7 | 0.462 | 127 | L1 |
| Central | |||||||
| Rank | Team | Head Coach | Wins | Losses | Win % | Points | Streak |
| 1 | Ledoux's Khalasers - Y | Drew Ledoux | 8 | 5 | 0.615 | 133 | L1 |
| 2 | JJs Cards - W | Joe Tenpenny | 7 | 6 | 0.538 | 133 | W2 |
| 3 | Ray's Pendejos | Raymond Nason | 5 | 8 | 0.385 | 125 | W1 |
| 4 | Carolina Basset Hounds | Johnny Lewis | 4 | 9 | 0.308 | 122 | L3 |
| 5 | Preston Llamas | Tyler Bevering | 3 | 10 | 0.231 | 110 | L5 |
| East | |||||||
| Rank | Team | Head Coach | Wins | Losses | Win % | Points | Streak |
| 1 | Indiana Indians - Y | Chris Webb | 10 | 3 | 0.769 | 149 | W4 |
| 2 | 8 Second Pigskinnerz - W | Dave Bartkowiak | 10 | 3 | 0.769 | 141 | W1 |
| 3 | Waxhaw Thrillers - W | Will Riney | 6 | 7 | 0.462 | 140 | L1 |
| 4 | Highland Hustlers | Dan Kowalski | 6 | 7 | 0.462 | 113 | W1 |
| 5 | Virginia Brownies | Jack Brownie | 2 | 11 | 0.154 | 92 | L4 |
| Y = Clinched Division | W = Clinched Wild Card | ||||||
| 2009 Football Cool Pool Wild Card Standings After Week 13 | |||||||
| Miller Football Conference | |||||||
| Rank | Team | Head Coach | Wins | Losses | Win % | Points | Streak |
| 1 | Sullivan Smashers | Kevin Sullivan | 8 | 5 | .615 | 142 | W3 |
| 2 | EMB Slugs | Bill Leroy | 8 | 5 | .615 | 136 | L1 |
| 3 | Frankfurt Galaxy | John Krygier | 7 | 6 | .538 | 141 | W2 |
| 4 | Big TD's | Grady Sheffield | 7 | 6 | .538 | 135 | W5 |
| 5 | Grass Stains | Todd Bevering | 7 | 6 | .538 | 133 | W1 |
| 6 | Drew Crew | Andrew Riney | 6 | 7 | .462 | 143 | W1 |
| 7 | Marlton Giants | Lou Demian | 5 | 8 | .385 | 139 | L2 |
| 8 | Christian Warriors | Chance Lawrence | 5 | 8 | .385 | 129 | L2 |
| 9 | Blazin' Bees | Lisa Nason | 5 | 8 | .385 | 123 | L4 |
| 10 | Renegade Nurses | Jen Riney | 4 | 9 | .308 | 99 | L3 |
| 11 | Bama Burners | Jeffrey Nolen | 3 | 10 | .231 | 108 | L7 |
| Riney Football Conference | |||||||
| Rank | Team | Head Coach | Wins | Losses | Win % | Points | Streak |
| 1 | 8 Second Pigskinnerz | Dave Bartkowiak | 10 | 3 | .769 | 141 | W1 |
| 2 | JJs Cards | Joe Tenpenny | 7 | 6 | .538 | 133 | W2 |
| 3 | Chester Racecars | Thomas Brownie | 7 | 6 | .538 | 132 | W1 |
| 4 | Blanchard Bullies | Steve Willard | 7 | 6 | .538 | 130 | L1 |
| 5 | Waxhaw Thrillers | Will Riney | 6 | 7 | .462 | 140 | L1 |
| 6 | Fenway's Front Line | Jennifer Carr | 6 | 7 | .462 | 127 | L1 |
| 7 | Highland Hustlers | Dan Kowalski | 6 | 7 | .462 | 113 | W1 |
| 8 | Ray's Pendejos | Raymond Nason | 5 | 8 | .385 | 125 | W1 |
| 9 | Carolina Basset Hounds | Johnny Lewis | 4 | 9 | .308 | 122 | L3 |
| 10 | Preston Llamas | Tyler Bevering | 3 | 10 | .231 | 110 | L5 |
| 11 | Virginia Brownies | Jack Brownie | 2 | 11 | .154 | 92 | L4 |
| Note: The top two in each division are wild card 1 & 2 spots. | |||||||
| The red highlights the 3rd wild card team, highest points & not WC1 or WC2. | |||||||