| 2009 Football Cool Pool Players | ||
| Miller Football Conference | ||
| North | ||
| Team | Coach | Hometown |
| Miller's Hitmen | Greg Miller | Springfield, VT |
| EMB Slugs | Bill Leroy | Kalamazoo, MI |
| Big TD's | Grady Sheffield | Towson, MD |
| Sullivan Smashers | Kevin Sullivan | Raleigh, NC |
| Central | ||
| Team | Coach | Hometown |
| Marlton Giants | Lou Demian | Marlton, NJ |
| Orange Smoke | Stephen Miller | Springfield, VT |
| Blazin' Bees | Lisa Nason | Attleboro, MA |
| Drew Crew | Andrew Riney | St. Louis, MO |
| Bama Burners | Jeffrey Nolen | Roanoke, AL |
| South | ||
| Team | Coach | Hometown |
| Grass Stains | Todd Bevering | Bolingbrook, IL |
| Ohio Buckeye | Ron Cyphers | Kettering, OH |
| Frankfurt Galaxy | John Krygier | Rockaway, NJ |
| Christian Warriors | Chance Lawrence | Eden, NC |
| Renegade Nurses | Jen Riney | Charlotte, NC |
| Riney Football Conference | ||
| West | ||
| Team | Coach | Hometown |
| Chester Racecars | Thomas Brownie | Chester, VA |
| Fenway's Front Line | Jennifer Carr | Springfield, VT |
| Steel Armadillos | Cindy Riney | Charlotte, NC |
| Blanchard Bullies | Steve Willard | Blanchard, OK |
| Central | ||
| Team | Coach | Hometown |
| Preston Llamas | Tyler Bevering | Bolingbrook, IL |
| Carolina Basset Hounds | Johnny Lewis | Morganton, NC |
| Ray's Pendejos | Raymond Nason | Attleboro, MA |
| Ledoux's Khalasers | Drew Ledoux | Seekonk, MA |
| JJs Cards | Joe Tenpenny | Congress, AZ |
| East | ||
| Team | Coach | Hometown |
| 8 Second Pigskinnerz | Dave Bartkowiak | Conroe, TX |
| Highland Hustlers | Dan Kowalski | Highland, IN |
| Waxhaw Thrillers | Will Riney | Charlotte, NC |
| Indiana Indians | Chris Webb | Anderson, IN |
| Virginia Brownies | Jack Brownie | Chester, VA |